January 2012
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A breakdown of the coming of 2012.
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fakeraybans replied to your post: i’m uncomfortably full and i didn’t even eat that…
Or maybe, you’re losing…YOUR APPETITE. *rim shot* Thank you, thank you, I’ll literally be here all night.
i’m uncomfortably full and i didn’t even eat that much..
i’m losing my touch.
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December 2011
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in honor of 2011 i have wasted the final day of 2011 just like how i wasted every other day in 2011
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fakeraybans replied to your post: the only reason i haven’t killed my mom is because…
Psst, also cuz it’s illegal, right? Right? Dexter? Dexter?
the only reason i haven’t killed my mom is because i’m afraid she’s going to haunt me and then i’ll really never get rid of her.
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fakeraybans replied to your post: fakeraybans replied to your post: fakeraybans…
I don’t know, because I made it up. But if they ARE real, I don’t see why you couldn’t use it like regular soap. (I’m very, VERY facetious over there. Like just now I alluded that I had mistaken white Elmer’s glue for milk.)
i think (IF YOU WANT) you should link me your facebook (YOU DON’T HAVE TO) into...
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fakeraybans replied to your post: fakeraybans replied to your post: fakeraybans…
Literally everyone else I’m “friends” with on it are talking about Jesus, or their “perfect” girlfriend/boyfriend, and I’m just in my own world, talking about buying pine cones hand-carved out of Egyptian soap. And then “liking’ my own comment.
that sounds amazing, can you use it like regular soap?
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fakeraybans replied to your post: fakeraybans replied to your post: meetatgunpoint…
Same here. Now I just use it to say the weirdest shit possible, and only talk to and carry on conversations with myself and no one else in the hopes that they will all un-friend me. Then I will FINALLY be my only friend *maniacal laugh*
omg you sound like a delightful facebook friend to have
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precumbabies:
if i know you by your name and not your url that probably means im in love with you
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fakeraybans replied to your post: meetatgunpoint replied to your post:…
I only keep my facebook so I can creep on girls that my friends might potentially set me up with. True life: I’m a creeper.
i used to creep on people, but then i discovered fictional otps. true life: i’m a fangirl. meetatgunpoint replied to your post: meetatgunpoint replied to your post:…
Aww, I feel so...
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meetatgunpoint replied to your post: meetatgunpoint replied to your post:…
LOL NO. You don’t need to see how awkward I was four years ago lmfao. Not that things have changed much. >.> But yeah. /whatevs
HAHA, i feel bad because this is not my first facebook account. i have deactivated two others. if you saw those ones..
i’d deactivate this one too if it weren’t for you...
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meetatgunpoint replied to your post: meetatgunpoint replied to your post LOL it’s this…
Stop it. I know you’re going to use it to creep me. DON’T LIE. /wat
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meetatgunpoint replied to your post
LOL it’s this new feature that let’s you go back through all of your posts by clicking on each year yada yada yada. /idk It’s pretty ridiculous, but i don’t hate it as much as I thought I would~
wow.. :o
haha, if i ever find someone i want to creep, it will come in handy.
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sequinsminusthegloves asked: Chapstick was invented to be lost.
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charliethecag asked: Tag, you’re it! Here are the rules: Each tagged person must post ten things about themselves. You have to choose and tag ten people. Go to their blogs and tell them you tagged them. No tagging back. =O)
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i remember seeing ‘need a sitter?’ ads all over downtown for that ‘the sitter’ movie with jonah hill’s big face on it and i got angry whenever i saw it because i didn’t know it was an ad and i was wondering who the hell would make a baby sitting ad and put their face in a big, creepy stare look on it.
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