fakeraybans:

bffewylion:

bffewylion:

if i ever see or smell smoked salmon again, it’ll be too soon

my parents went to cosco and bought me two more packs of smoked salmon

Dress them up in fun costumes. See below for inspiration.

that’s an interesting jacket.

is that alcohol in sam the salmon’s hands or just water bubbles. or it’s a bottle of bubble mix and he’s using his mouth to blow them out because he’s been taken out of his water and even though the chemicals are slowly killing him, it’s the only reminder of home he has left. that and the leather jacket his father left him before he was taken away. 

EDIT: CLEARLY I CAN’T READ.